May you get Travel Planner Germany? How?

Dear friend...

I could begin at first to say the same, what the so-called

"Travel Profis" would say. And above all, WHY they say WHAT and from which motivation they try to want to get your best: YOUR MONEY!!!

Okay okay, I'm stopping... Here is a small foretaste of what I - maybe - will give YOU - for f-r-e-e!

Anyhow, we will see...

Okayyy, leeets GO!.... what you perhaps whant to know as an "travel planner Germany":

- some taverns for boredom and which for extremely much fun ensure - how do you recognize them?

- which are the really important objects of interest?

- how do you cancel the unliked back-ups

- purposefully and as an native on the road? And WITHOUT navigation system, German knowledge and radio!

- how you save 80% of your travel costses (also this you'll get to know from NO travel agency!)

- how you save 75% of your travel costs (Hughhh, the travel agent will get dismissed immediately without notice, if he would tell you!)

- how you'll get with my Travel Planner Germany your first-class achievements for second-class prices

- where you must go, in order still in the same day/evening to tow a woman/a man (okay, also to marry)

- how you save 50% of your hotel costs (if the travel agent would tell you this, he would have to sell his family)

You can call-up these whole tips free of charge now! I spit them all out from my brain, and I do not want one penny! No. NO, even if you beg, I will require nothing for my Travel Planner Germany! Although... nevertheless, I require one of you. I mean, I don't know whether you are ready to do it. Or much more whether you are ready to give it. Your first names, your surnames and your primary email address.

What? Why? Yeahh, how otherwise can I dispatch you this hot "travel planner Germany" - and first one within 20 seconds?

What... you do not have it so hasty?... You want me to by-bring you these tips on paper?

Heck, that's new to me. You could already have your first tap in your Inbox, but you want to be spoiled and on paper.... aha... okay, if you're absolutely insist on it, I personally will rather ensure that you'll get delivered my hot "travel planner Germany" on paper.

Okay, settled. I'll do that for you - under one condition.

The condition: After you communicated COMPLETE POSTAL ADDRESS to me, and I personally ensured that your "travel planner Germany" was sent, and you personally receipted these, you'll invite the postman to a cup coffee or tea in your favourite restaurant.

You ask yourself, why invite? And why in YOUR favourite restaurant and not into his?

Thus 1. you invite him, in order to express it with your gratitude INTENSIVE. Aaaand in YOUR favourite restaurant you'll feel very well with security, right? (otherwise it wouldn't be your favourite restaurant, *laugh*) Okay, and thus you radiate satisfaction and happyness. That again will ensure that HE do some things for you in the future.

And the next time? He comes with a new Travel Planner Germany, rings again at your door... is racing his arms far apart, embraces you like brothers and is showing you how happy you've made him with the last time and that he experienced such a thing never before.

You discover tears of joy at its cheek and observe briefly, how they find their way down to its nose point. Then you take with envelope the "travel planner Germany", which it bring along for you from me again, and invite him AGAIN into your favourite restaurant.

Now you make not only one humans lucky, but equal a whole family, no, still its whole friends also, oh no, the whole city, the country, the whole planet! You released a nuclear chain reaction, which searches their same! Everywhere, where you are, humans welcome you. They hail to you, because you became famous meanwhile over the city boundaries, as most grateful humans in the whole place! Humans smile at you and they open doors for you.

And all this just because I worried personally about the fact that somebody delivered my hot "travel planner Germany" on paper - and you simply thanked the postman...WOW!


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